Poems

Far in the Canadian wilderness a house proudly sat, Inside lived a happy family and the family cat. In the house past the bears, moose and carribou, A child waited inside for a visitor was due. That visitor in question has a bright red cloak, Instead of a car he has a sleigh made of [...]

Continue Reading The Capture of Father Christmas – Saint Nick Father Christmas Poem

The highland for any goat, you could never replace For in the heart of this graising creature has a special place To run and jump in the scottish cold, leaping in the silt The greatest breeze to hit your cheeks and blow right up your kilt Oh the sound of bagpipes playing there early in [...]

Continue Reading The Scottish Goat – Poem

I’ve been writing a lot of Poems recently especially LumberJack Poems and this is another addition to the collection: Other Lumberjacks chop wood And I tell you now they do it good But the least likely thing that you will see Was on saturday the 1st at half past three A Lumber jack Hugging a [...]

Continue Reading The LumberJack Eco-Warrior – Poem

Lately I have been doing quite a Bit of Poems if you view my Poems Category then you’ll see I’ve got quite a bit of a collection going but I’ve got to create a lot more to be described as Dedicated The oldest questions in the book from the dawn of time From the early [...]

Continue Reading The Humble LumberJack – Poem

This Poem was a idea that came from my mum she suggested I should write a poem about a Zombie Apocalypse and Pen Came to paper Fingers Came to Keyboard Word Came to Blog and out cam a Poem. They stumble run their rotten teeth They are the terrors from beneath Jagged claws, pale eyes [...]

Continue Reading Zombie Apocalypse – Poem

This poem was inspired by the REAL Morrocan Tree Climbing Goats they are amazing, that much so they made me want to write a short poem about them! Enjoy One young man an american fellow wanted to buy some sheep But his wallet oh poor thing wasn’t very steep He phoned a friend who phoned [...]

Continue Reading Moroccan Tree Climbing Goats – Poem

The Waves poured toppled and smashed Upon the deck the waves crashed. The storm was firm and throwing up rain The Sea Devil couldn’t take the strain. The gale thrashed this old boat Soon it couldn’t keep afloat. Through his spyglass he had a look. The gales and waves concerned Hook. The mast suddenly cracked [...]

Continue Reading The Wrath of the Kraken Poem

There once existed a Man named Bart Who had a tendency to Fart He was surrounded with propane Out It came well he didn’t stay as one part Belac Wal (Age 9) Copyright 2006

Continue Reading Limerick – OOOPsss!!!

Thier once lived a Boy who loved Beanz. He stuffed all the cans up his jeanz. Once he ate too many. Suddenly he Cracked and theny. He never made it up to his teenz Belac Wal (Age 9) Copyright 2006

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(Related to the Limerick Ooopsss!!!) There lived a man named Bart After an accident he stopped liking to fart he became a running athlete That no body could beat The duck tape he was joing together with fell apart Belac Wal (Age 9) Copyright 2006

Continue Reading Limerick – Ouch